NO-ONE could accuse Roger Federer or Rafael Nadal of having feet of clay.
But I think even I could beat these guys over five sets.
The Tennis Terracotta Warriors have been on parade at Wimbledon since April.
They’re also on show here for the next fortnight and will then be given to the players they depict.
Where they’re going to put them is another matter.
The Tennis Warriors feature the world’s top eight male players who competed in the Tennis Masters in Shanghai last November.
The seven foot high statues were created by French sculptor Laury Dizengremel and her team of Shen Xianonan and Zhang Yaxi.
If you haven’t got a ticket for Wimbledon, the Tennis Masters Cup is coming to London’s O2 Arena this November – relaunched as the ATP World Tour Finals.
Wylie’s Wimbledon 2008